In the Burrow

• I return home to a Coypette who's completed her maths homework unsupervised, practised the piano &, sporting an apron, is leading a small team (consisting of herself & Mr Coypu) cooking delicious fish pie. Suspect I've stumbled into an alternate reality.

Delicious fish pie (& broccoli). I e' aw o' it.

• The builders return to relocate the TV & some furniture as per our incomplete instructions. The TV & sofa are now on opposite sides of the dining table: also there's a stray kitchen unit in the midst of the living room.

stray kitchen cabinet trying to look indispensible

• In case you're wondering, the stray kitchen cabinet is wearing a sky+ box & a DVD player, a DVD & a dustbuster. It is obviously trying to charm us out of freecycling it. We will not be manipulated in this manner.

• If anyone out there needs or wants a passive aggressive kitchen cabinet (its drawers are cream in real life) please let me know…