Coypette: [squealingly] It's you. You're the Tooth Fairy!
Me: [disingenuosly] Don't be silly. How could I get round to everyone who loses a tooth?
Coypette: [patiently] Not everyone's Tooth Fairy. My Tooth Fairy.
Me: [calmly] That's ridiculous. I'm far too big.
Coypette: [challengingly] Well, how could she carry a whole £1? It's too heavy.
Me: [evasively] Don't forget she's magic!
Coypette: [explainingly] Yes, but she needs her wand to carry the note.
Exits triumphantly.
• The douche is now fully functioning.
According to Mr Coypu, it has a 3 speed water-jet. I've only found the Icelandic geyser setting. It's an interesting experience & I may need counselling.
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